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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via phobias)

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite.com, via welcome-to-the-booty)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via phobias)

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The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

(via ruinedchildhood)

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via ruinedchildhood)

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